More, More, More Healthy Valentine’s Day Presents

• An aphrodisiac that also contains acidophilus

• Heart-shaped box of salad

• A no-piece swimsuit

• Chocolate-covered fish oil capsules

• Aspect-by-aspect sit-ups while listening to Ravel’s Balero

• Really raw pumpkin seeds

• Jeweled heart-rate monitor

• Cute stuffed teddy bear that, when you pull string in the back again, shrieks at you with Jillian’s voice to do push-ups

• Dinner and a film and a half-marathon

• Strip tease while doing elliptical